May 2013
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May 5th
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michaelpalin: a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
May 5th
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sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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April 2013
34 posts
5 tags
Apr 30th
654 notes
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Apr 26th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
109 notes
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Apr 22nd
305 notes
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Apr 21st
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gelatins: by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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therule-breaker: princass: life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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heartsalonelyhunter: while the citizens of Storybrooke, Maine are running around harvesting magic beans, taking murder statements from a dalmatian and turning grown men into little boys REGINA FUCKING MILLS IS DOING PAPERWORK IN HER OFFICE BECAUSE SHE REALIZES THIS IS AMERICA AND NOT DISNEY WORLD. you go girl
Apr 21st
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apatheticghost: today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men” 
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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thesickestjokes: When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi. She may just be an evil scientist.
Apr 12th
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I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 
Apr 8th
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March 2013
10 posts
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Mar 31st
155 notes
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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hannahbeezy: If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
Mar 31st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 8th
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letsgetfoxy: appleswans: my personal headcanon is that regina sent henry to school every morning with an apple for mary margaret and laughed about it all the way to work
Mar 8th
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